ehmeegee:

We’ve started placing non-monetary bets on the likelihood that I’m asked about my personal life during publicity interviews.

So far I’ve been correct 100% of the time.

I can’t completely understand the fascination with my dating life; maybe I just really do a stellar job of keeping it ambiguous…

This is EXTREMELY important.

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Hey merismo, do you know what this is? Found it in a pond. There’s lots of them.

Hey merismo, do you know what this is? Found it in a pond. There’s lots of them.

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09/19/14 Old HTML

Worked from home.

Drank beer.

utilitarian-uses-of-love:

Forever Playing: @busdriverr ❤️ I can’t wait to see him live!

The night Busdriver high fived me from the stage during his show and said, “That’s my boy” was perhaps the greatest night of my life.

utilitarian-uses-of-love:

Forever Playing: @busdriverr ❤️ I can’t wait to see him live!

The night Busdriver high fived me from the stage during his show and said, “That’s my boy” was perhaps the greatest night of my life.

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Here’s what I’ve been doing: make a mixture of about 65% rice vinegar and 35% soy sauce. Filipino soy sauce, not Kikkoman.

Put it in an empty mayonnaise jar, about 2/3 full. Put some garlics in there. Fill the rest with mushrooms. Wait a few days. Hell yeah man.

09/18/14

Worked from home.

Went to the grocery store.